Tonight:
"I'm going to use the tines and stab it" (Logan referring to his fork and the poor mac and cheese)
"I'm turning the monster spray back to water and then I'll drink it" (Logan)
"We can't brush teeth tonight because you accidentally peed on your toothbrush" (Jillian - did I really say that?)
Other recent favorites:
"I'm not a grow-me-up" (Logan)
"Holy Cow" about just about everything
"Oh man" - after he spilled aforementioned mac and cheese all over the floor
"Let's close the door. The breeze is cold" (Logan)
"Let's go to the water beach and bring a pail, and a shovel, and a rake, and a bucket, and a rake, and the blue shovel, and the black shovel, and the green shovel. Okay?"