Biting...

Toddler biting, hitting, pushing, and throwing tantrums are my least favorite things right now. Like lots of parents I know, I worry about Logan doing too much of any of these activities at school and getting kicked out. So far they assure me none of that is really happening...

However, Logan bit Mike hard enough to leave a red mark the other day prompting the following conversation.

Me: Logan we cannot bite people

Logan: Why?

Me: Because it hurts.

Logan: Why?

Me (hoping he likes this explanation better): because it feels like when you just hurt your toe (referring to recent tow stubbing incident)

Logan: Hmmm...

Me: Do you bite kids at school?

Logan: Hans eats my strawberries.

Me (thinking OMG he bit Hans!): We can't bite people even if they take our strawberries.

Logan: Oh! Okay! (and runs off to play)